
Confucius says ...
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
more later ....
Yong Mao (ym101@cus.cam.ac.uk)